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Samantha wanted to tell Jason this:

(if you don’t understand, there is a translation below)

Jason,

I find your actions contemptible and grow weary of your disrespect, misogyny, and various other dispersions cast upon my character. I vociferously dislike you because you broached the faith I held for you by striking up conversations with other women (who I imagine you have had conjugal relations with). I suspect you of infidelity with a woman of Puerto Rican decent who is known to be promiscuous. It is known to me that you in fact professed your affection for her while speaking on the telephone with me. I am left with no choice but to question your intelligence. Further, I would like to inform you of your striking lack of beauty and warn you of the potential of fisticuffs with Berry.

Regards, Samantha.

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