Samantha wanted to tell Jason this:
(if you don’t understand, there is a translation below)
Jason,
I find your actions contemptible and grow weary of your disrespect, misogyny, and various other dispersions cast upon my character. I vociferously dislike you because you broached the faith I held for you by striking up conversations with other women (who I imagine you have had conjugal relations with). I suspect you of infidelity with a woman of Puerto Rican decent who is known to be promiscuous. It is known to me that you in fact professed your affection for her while speaking on the telephone with me. I am left with no choice but to question your intelligence. Further, I would like to inform you of your striking lack of beauty and warn you of the potential of fisticuffs with Berry.
Regards, Samantha.
Thanks to reddit users erzhino and pastanoose !
Dude you should know better than to date preschoolers, find someone your own age so that next time you get a mean letter at least the grammar and speeling and handwriting and pronuciation and penmenship will be legible enough to read.
Hell I am surprised this samantha girl can even tie her own shoelaces, let alone learn how to become a good wife and understand teh complexities of an actual relationship without being a complete jealous bitch and accusing you of a million things under the moon while simaltaniously wishing harm or even death upon your person only to realise later that she in fact hates herself for treating you badly because her tiny woman brain is not significant enough to cope with responsibilities of her own actions.