Hell I am surprised this samantha girl can even tie her own shoelaces, let alone learn how to become a good wife and understand teh complexities of an actual relationship without being a complete jealous bitch and accusing you of a million things under the moon while simaltaniously wishing harm or even death upon your person only to realise later that she in fact hates herself for treating you badly because her tiny woman brain is not significant enough to cope with responsibilities of her own actions.